The Constitutional Monarchy of Nevelja is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Skander Ejup with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.899 billion Nevelyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriezyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neveljan economy, worth 754 trillion Issies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 193,610 Issies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,336 per year while the poor average 25,258, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government has enacted freedom of information, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nevelja's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Nevelja is ranked 100,936^th in the world and 782^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.