The 💛🤍Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ💜🖤 of New Anarchisticstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Furina de Fontaine with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.635 billion Metropolians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smodejan economy, worth a remarkable 3,061 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 354,513 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Surintendante Chevalmarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 361^st in the world and 11^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.25 Atheism Rate.