by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,255thMost Influential: 2,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,619th
The Fascist Flock of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Birblands

Population6.52 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.52 billion birbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth 661 trillion birbseeds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 101,461 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 47,270th in the world and 1,551st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,081.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,255thTop
Most Influential: 2,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,022ndLargest Black Market: 9,129thMost Devout: 11,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,124thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,155thMost Stationary: 17,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,134thMost Developed: 19,670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,153rd
Most Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 271st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionMost Devout: 347th in the regionLargest Populations: 369th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 463rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 535th in the regionMost Developed: 594th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 688th in the regionMost Armed: 707th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 723rd in the regionMost Cultured: 744th in the region

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