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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,684th Most Influential: 1,992nd Largest Gambling Industry: 6,033rd
The Fascist Flock of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sit up birbs, and stand against the doggos
Birbrul
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Birblands

Population2.585 billion

CapitalBirblin
LeaderBirbrul
FaithChirpism

Currencybirbseed
Animalbirb

The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.585 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 289 trillion birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,975 birbseeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,359 per year while the poor average 21,479, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in New Birblands's offices, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Birblands's national animal is the birb and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 153,590th in the world and 5,935th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,684thTop
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Most Influential: 1,992ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,444thTop
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Most Devout: 8,966thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,749thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,544thLargest Black Market: 10,618thMost Armed: 12,473rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,201stLargest Mining Sector: 15,395th
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Most Influential: 114th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionLargest Black Market: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Devout: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionMost Armed: 260th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 389th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 395th in the regionMost Stationary: 476th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 573rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 607th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 621st in the regionLargest Populations: 621st in the region

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