by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,270thMost Influential: 2,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,881st
The Fascist Flock of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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New Birblands

Population7.109 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Birbrul with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.109 billion birbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth 689 trillion birbseeds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 96,996 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 54,276th in the world and 1,602nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,754.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,270thTop
Most Influential: 2,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,881stLargest Black Market: 8,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,349thMost Patriotic: 9,940thMost Devout: 11,583rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,221stMost Stationary: 16,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,121stMost Developed: 19,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,524th
Most Influential: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionMost Patriotic: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 342nd in the regionLargest Populations: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 464th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 563rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 591st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 615th in the regionMost Cultured: 744th in the regionMost Armed: 748th in the region

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