The Wise United Commonwealth of New Bradenia Ghost is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johniey Slaipoq with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.281 billion New Bradenia Ghostians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradenia Ghostian economy, worth 746 trillion Ghostian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,466 Ghostian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradenia Ghost's national animal is the Old Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Protestant.

New Bradenia Ghost is ranked 132,917^th in the world and 5,135^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 36.44 on the Rand Index.