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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 296th
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New Briantown

Population7.997 billion


CurrencyBriantown buck

The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.997 billion New Briantownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,778 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 347,387 Briantown bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, prudishness is on the way out, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 202,904th in the world and 7,538th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 296thMost Influential: 342ndMost Inclusive: 408thLargest Publishing Industry: 593rdSmartest Citizens: 676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 840thLargest Retail Industry: 910thRudest Citizens: 942ndMost Cultured: 1,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,164thHighest Average Incomes: 1,211thMost Efficient Economies: 1,225thNicest Citizens: 1,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,479thMost Pacifist: 1,666thMost Developed: 1,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,008thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,569thHealthiest Citizens: 2,592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,089thLargest Black Market: 3,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,487thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,492ndMost Secular: 4,252ndHighest Economic Output: 4,765thLargest Governments: 5,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,803rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,000thLowest Crime Rates: 9,033rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,958thBest Weather: 17,461stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,683rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Secular: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 254th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 354th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 365th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 439th in the regionMost Stationary: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 513th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 556th in the regionBest Weather: 601st in the regionNudest: 628th in the region

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