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Most Valuable International Artwork: 698thMost Avoided: 4,315thLargest Black Market: 5,344th
The Deadly Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death is Inevitable
Grim Reaper
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Deathland

Population5.743 billion

CapitalOld Meathland
LeaderGrim Reaper
FaithReaperism

CurrencyLive
AnimalDevil Dog

The Deadly Nation of New Deathland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grim Reaper with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.743 billion New Deathlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Meathland. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Deathlandian economy, worth 886 trillion Lives a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,377 Lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Grim Reaper in ermine and velvet garb. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. New Deathland's national animal is the Devil Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reaperism.

New Deathland is ranked 81,396th in the world and 17th in The Embassy for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 97.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 698thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,315thLargest Black Market: 5,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,599thLargest Mining Sector: 5,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,833rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,278thFattest Citizens: 7,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,450thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,209thMost Patriotic: 11,257thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,563rdNudest: 13,744thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,850thMost Authoritarian: 16,249thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,274thHighest Average Incomes: 20,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,547th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Grim Reaper in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : New Deathland lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in New Deathland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : New Deathland lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : New Deathland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Amara Coast.

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