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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,158th
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New haven america

Population16.873 billion

LeaderSeren Andrew Donavan
FaithAlchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship


The Classified Information of New haven america is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Seren Andrew Donavan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 16.873 billion New Haven Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requese. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New haven american economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,036 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New haven america's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Alchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship.

New haven america is ranked 50,995th in the world and 2,324th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 76,036.06 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,734thBest Weather: 5,006thMost Influential: 5,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,454thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,464thLargest Populations: 9,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,968thMost Cultured: 10,193rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,918thSafest: 12,697thHighest Economic Output: 12,773rdLargest Governments: 12,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,034thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,448thLowest Crime Rates: 15,522ndSmartest Citizens: 15,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,482ndNudest: 19,612thNicest Citizens: 20,460th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 409th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 433rd in the regionNudest: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 455th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 532nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 607th in the regionSafest: 671st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 709th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 762nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 816th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 864th in the region

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