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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 700th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
Mr Magoo
Influence
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Jamgra

Population1.16 billion

CapitalNew Jamgra City
LeaderMr Magoo

CurrencySquid
AnimalBulldog

The Republic of New Jamgra is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Magoo with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.16 billion New Jamgrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jamgra City. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jamgran economy, worth 225 trillion Squids a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,786 Squids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jamgra's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Jamgra is ranked 191,761st in the world and 8,340th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -284.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 700thTop
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Most Secular: 2,535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,224thFattest Citizens: 3,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,504thLargest Retail Industry: 3,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,587thMost Avoided: 3,746thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,457thLargest Mining Sector: 5,730thHighest Average Incomes: 6,742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,773rdLargest Black Market: 6,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,356thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,868thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,116thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,935thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,975thLowest Crime Rates: 18,044thMost Efficient Economies: 18,665th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionFattest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Secular: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 328th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 422nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 452nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 526th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the regionRudest Citizens: 565th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 737th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 767th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 814th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 843rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 905th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, most New Jamgran video games are banned in other countries.
  • : New Jamgra was endorsed by The Grand Principality of Corsithia.
  • : New Jamgra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Squid charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).

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