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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,930thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,396thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,730th
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New Kigali

Population658 million

CapitalSaint Cecil


The Empire of New Kigali is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 658 million New Kigalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Cecil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The all-consuming New Kigalian economy, worth 72.3 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,836 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,177 per year while the poor average 10,928, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, bicyclists are banned from major roads, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kigali's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Kigali is ranked 200,228th in the world and 6,293rd in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,930thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,396thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,730thMost Influential: 6,968thFattest Citizens: 7,581stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,614thLargest Retail Industry: 8,376thMost Avoided: 8,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,012thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,107thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,856thLargest Mining Sector: 17,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,763rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionFattest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Avoided: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 209th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 263rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 376th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 547th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 589th in the region

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