The Sammity Sam of New Leganes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Excellency PM Areuína Karnéias with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.979 billion Cukishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privetia Taurillien. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Coinkishes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,478 Coinkishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. New Leganes's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 200,738^th in the world and 7,914^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.