The Vizier and Sammy of New Leganes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Excellency PM Areuína Karnéias with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.444 billion Cukishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privetia Taurillien. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Coinkishes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,903 Coinkishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Leganes's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 4,163^rd in the world and 137^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,460.1 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.