The Vizier and Sam of New Leganes is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Excellency PM Areuína Karnéias with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.004 billion Cukishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privetia Taurillien. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion Coinkishes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,537 Coinkishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Leganes's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 79,761^st in the world and 2,818^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,085.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.