The Cooperative Commonwealth of New Leganes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Her Excellency PM Areuína Carrenéias with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.286 billion Cukishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privetia Taurillien. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Coinkishes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,310 Coinkishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. New Leganes's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 3,988^th in the world and 85^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 60.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.