The Cooperative Commonwealth of New Leganes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Her Excellency PM Areuína Carrenéias with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.506 billion Cukishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privetia Taurillien. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cukish economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Coinkishes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,405 Coinkishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. New Leganes's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Leganes is ranked 227,084^th in the world and 12,770^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -196.2 on the Hayek Index.