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Largest Retail Industry: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 510th
The Grand State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We are the Narag! We will slaughter all who oppose us!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Narag Empire

Population7.153 billion

CapitalFortress Narag
LeaderGod-Queen Aya Sistina
FaithChurch of Aveena

CurrencyCelestial
AnimalVelociraptor

The Grand State of New Narag Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God-Queen Aya Sistina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.153 billion Naragians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 407,740 Celestials, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,633,404 per year while the poor average 68,294, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Aveena.

New Narag Empire is ranked 3,323rd in the world and 7th in Wintreath for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,822.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 546thLargest Black Market: 700thHighest Average Incomes: 727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 788thMost Subsidized Industry: 951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 985thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,025thMost Avoided: 1,073rdMost Armed: 1,152ndRudest Citizens: 1,244thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,282ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,501stLargest Mining Sector: 1,510thMost Efficient Economies: 1,542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,801stFattest Citizens: 1,807thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,629thLargest Governments: 2,794thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,323rdMost Influential: 3,878thMost Devout: 4,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,986thHighest Economic Output: 5,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,496thLowest Crime Rates: 5,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,686thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,775thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,655thMost Cultured: 6,914thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,915thSmartest Citizens: 9,226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,586thTop
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Most Developed: 13,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,703rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Narag Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, days begin with afternoon tea.
  • : New Narag Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : New Narag Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : New Narag Empire lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : New Narag Empire lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.

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