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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 21st
The Welfare Collective of
Left-wing Utopia
United through equality, The People stand as one
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Noveria

Population14.399 billion

CapitalNew Tazovsky
LeaderThe Volition of the People
FaithThe Pioneer Movement of New Noveria

CurrencyRouble
AnimalYak

The Welfare Collective of New Noveria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Volition of the People with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.399 billion New Noverians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tazovsky. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Noverian economy, worth a remarkable 4,387 trillion Roubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,739 Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading New Noverian justice, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "The Volition of the People's stash". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Noveria's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Pioneer Movement of New Noveria.

New Noveria is ranked 1,449th in the world and 43rd in Osiris for Best Weather, with 542 meters of sunlight.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 21stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thHighest Average Tax Rates: 91stMost Advanced Public Education: 111thLargest Governments: 115thSafest: 132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 147thMost Developed: 178thLongest Average Lifespans: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 204thLeast Corrupt Governments: 218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267thLowest Crime Rates: 272ndMost Pacifist: 298thMost Cultured: 373rdSmartest Citizens: 389thMost Beautiful Environments: 509thMost Compassionate Citizens: 521stNicest Citizens: 527thHighest Food Quality: 652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 908thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,414thBest Weather: 1,449thMost Inclusive: 1,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,827thHighest Average Incomes: 2,054thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,501stMost Patriotic: 12,026thTop
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Most Secular: 16,324thLargest Populations: 19,360thMost Efficient Economies: 19,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,382nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 419th in the regionLargest Populations: 479th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 561st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 616th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 617th in the regionMost Secular: 865th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 898th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,010th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Noveria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, the media have begun calling the government treasury "The Volition of the People's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading New Noverian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.

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