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Healthiest Citizens: 188thMost Developed: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 211th
The Confederal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Scientia, iustitia, misericordia, et doctrina
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Philippine Federation

Population14.61 billion

CapitalNew Manila

CurrencyPiso
AnimalSparrow

The Confederal Republic of New Philippine Federation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.61 billion New Philippine Federationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,717 trillion Pisoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,883 Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Federation's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Philippine Federation is ranked 3,857th in the world and 111th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 170.38 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 188thMost Developed: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 211thSafest: 280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 290thLeast Corrupt Governments: 335thMost Secular: 382ndSmartest Citizens: 415thMost Efficient Economies: 440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452ndLowest Crime Rates: 534thBest Weather: 563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 619thMost Pacifist: 683rdMost Cultured: 695thMost Inclusive: 835thLargest Governments: 930thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,061stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,475thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,499thNicest Citizens: 1,675thHighest Average Incomes: 1,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,685thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,167thHighest Economic Output: 2,296thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,757thRudest Citizens: 3,857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,919thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,630thMost Influential: 15,686thLargest Populations: 17,618thHighest Drug Use: 19,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,193rd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 164th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 167th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionNudest: 389th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 407th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 605th in the regionMost Influential: 769th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, glamping New Philippine Federationians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, New Philippine Federation has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.

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