by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 1,084thMost Extreme: 2,585thMost Conservative: 3,114th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to Puetavisa!
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New Puetavisa

Population1.483 billion


The Colony of New Puetavisa is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.483 billion New Puetavisans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant New Puetavisan economy, worth 15.0 trillion krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,117 krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Puetavisa's national animal is the falcon.

New Puetavisa is ranked 233,913th in the world and 1st in Lorania 2 for Rudest Citizens, with 11.2 Insults Per Minute.

Most Authoritarian: 1,084thTop
Most Extreme: 2,585thMost Conservative: 3,114thMost Income Equality: 4,912thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,041stTop
Most Primitive: 13,353rd

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