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Rudest Citizens: 2,158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,388th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Rlyeh

Population18.36 billion

LeaderImperious Leader Oderus

CurrencyDONG
AnimalStar-Spawn of Cthulhu

The Republic of New Rlyeh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperious Leader Oderus with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.36 billion New Rlyehians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen-Warrior of New Rlyeh economy, worth a remarkable 2,278 trillion DONGS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,089 DONGS, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, New Rlyeh recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. New Rlyeh's national animal is the Star-Spawn of Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Rlyeh is ranked 235,922nd in the world and 309th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -388.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 2,158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,434thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,388thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,029thHighest Economic Output: 7,081stLargest Retail Industry: 7,098thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,026thFattest Citizens: 8,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,329thLargest Populations: 9,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,884thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,160thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 14,364thMost Armed: 14,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,062ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,382ndMost Devout: 19,556thBest Weather: 20,100thHighest Average Incomes: 21,964thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,404th
Top
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, New Rlyeh recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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