Population | 24.799 billion |
Leader | Imperious Leader |
Currency | DONG |
Animal | Star-Spawn of Cthulhu |
The Republic of New Rlyeh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.799 billion Squid Lovers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Citizen-Warrior of New Rlyeh economy, worth a remarkable 3,209 trillion DONG a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,421 DONG, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and the New Rlyeh Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New Rlyeh's national animal is the Star-Spawn of Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Rlyeh is ranked 25,233rd in the world and 24th in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 1,456.12610280092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : New Rlyeh was endorsed by The Fapjackian War Puppet of Pancakeon.
- : New Rlyeh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : New Rlyeh voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : New Rlyeh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, the New Rlyeh Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : New Rlyeh was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in New Rlyeh, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pancakeon.