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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,299thMost Influential: 2,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,672nd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pride and Industry
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Sitkopolis

Population1.117 billion

LeaderVlamadir Putine

AnimalThree Toed Sloth

The Commonwealth of New Sitkopolis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vlamadir Putine with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.117 billion New Sitkopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewPiernotopia. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Sitkopolisian economy, worth 136 trillion Piernobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,568 Piernobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumour has it Vlamadir Putine needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, war vets look after war animals, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sitkopolis's national animal is the Three Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sitkosism.

New Sitkopolis is ranked 188,144th in the world and 4,890th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 36.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,299thTop
Most Influential: 2,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,549thMost Inclusive: 5,831stSafest: 6,399thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,549thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,869thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,823rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,935thMost Developed: 9,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,685thMost Pacifist: 10,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,432ndMost Devout: 11,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,130thNicest Citizens: 11,358thLargest Governments: 12,003rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,738thLowest Crime Rates: 13,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,950thBest Weather: 16,397thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,105thHighest Average Incomes: 22,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,493rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 312th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionMost Inclusive: 366th in the regionSafest: 370th in the regionMost Devout: 460th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 470th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 481st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 489th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 512th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 547th in the regionMost Developed: 562nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 583rd in the regionLargest Governments: 601st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 616th in the regionNicest Citizens: 640th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 700th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 721st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 724th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 737th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 755th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 803rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 857th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 890th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 901st in the regionBest Weather: 910th in the regionMost Influential: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Sitkopolis was endorsed by The People's Republic of Allevania.
  • : New Sitkopolis was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
  • : New Sitkopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, rumour has it Vlamadir Putine needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, one of the most popular models in New Sitkopolis has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Siwale, Corfad, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, Odelinor, Interdimensional Zone, Imperial Pieserged, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Votak Matim, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, The Serdey Islands, Territorio di Nessuno, Kocherian, Koda-Land, Aerilia, Sevinland, Orado, Valentine Z, Lulubellia, Empy, Navsland, East Akra, Kazoo Basin, Holy Oranz, Pytong, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Ethnon, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Slyakanya, Pallaith, Former English Colony, Republica Guilleana, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Panama Coalition, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, and 115 others.Dabarastan, New Lakemba, Kranostav, Draconian Progression, Cretox State, Andexia, Pasargad, Crusadam, Shadowrik, The Pantheons, Heilhum Imperius, Loutsland, Sunto, Joodey, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Fauzjhia, Desvios, Yellops, Seenvorland, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Nodnarb, Wilkshire, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Xipher, HolyDoge, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Ozstan, Hewani, Alsatian Island, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Star Kingdom, Godwanna, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, GenshinImpact, His Enduring Majesty, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, Wisconsota, Xagill, The Republic of Free Peoples, Xentherida, Maratabat, Hyphen, Runeda, Planes, Que Lukustinardon, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nalver And, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Ice and Tinian, KhalChicken, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Maott, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Svenskan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Kromi, Shotokonia, Simone Republic, Tyirza, Super Girl, Ellbonnia, BTProductions, Xyrron, Boston Castle, San Felipe, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Alexander the Magnus, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, ForestMythal, and Allevania.