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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,226thMost Influential: 3,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,112th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Discipline, Work
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Spina Nitedold

Population629 million

CapitalSpina nitoldia

AnimalWhite tailed sea eagle

The Empire of New Spina Nitedold is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 629 million New Spina Nitedoldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spina nitoldia. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Spina Nitedoldian economy, worth 30.7 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,840 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Spina Nitedold's national animal is the White tailed sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Spina Nitedold is ranked 158,066th in the world and 7,139th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,226thTop
Most Influential: 3,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,112thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,923rdNicest Citizens: 19,068th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 266th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 846th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 902nd in the region

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