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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,396thMost Secular: 2,914thMost Influential: 3,050th
The Bridge of
Moralistic Democracy
When you want to fool the World, tell the truth
Supreme Leader Bismarck
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New Terabithia

Population7.29 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Bismarck


The Bridge of New Terabithia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Bismarck with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.29 billion th are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient th economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Tianmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,332 Tianmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), rumor has it that Supreme Leader Bismarck has won three lotteries in a row, a degree in Supreme Leader Bismarck Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Terabithia's national animal is the Direwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Terabithia is ranked 199,366th in the world and 7,893rd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -428.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,396thMost Secular: 2,914thMost Influential: 3,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,121stMost Armed: 4,199thLargest Black Market: 4,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,855thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,013thMost Developed: 8,224thHealthiest Citizens: 9,983rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,441stHighest Average Incomes: 12,251stMost Stationary: 13,803rdHighest Economic Output: 14,807thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,944thMost Efficient Economies: 16,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,672nd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 332nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 450th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 565th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 615th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 624th in the regionBest Weather: 746th in the region

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