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Largest Gambling Industry: 624th Highest Crime Rates: 1,310th Rudest Citizens: 1,674th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Pride and Industry
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excessive

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New Ulaidh

Population998 million

CurrencyPunt
Animalsheep

The Free Land of New Ulaidh is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 998 million Ulstermen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The powerhouse Ulsterian economy, worth 86.7 trillion Punts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,853 Punts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 521,901 per year while the poor average 6,529, a ratio of 79.9 to 1.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Ulaidh's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Ulaidh is ranked 140,013th in the world and 6,462nd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 7.73 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 624thHighest Crime Rates: 1,310thRudest Citizens: 1,674thTop
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Most Armed: 2,277thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,583rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,595thFattest Citizens: 2,741stLargest Retail Industry: 4,593rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,040thMost Avoided: 5,664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,276thHighest Drug Use: 6,817thMost Politically Free: 7,542ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,679thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,039thMost Pro-Market: 9,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,030th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Avoided: 104th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 222nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 678th in the regionMost Extreme: 695th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 697th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Ulaidh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : New Ulaidh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, a petition to improve Ulsterian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in New Ulaidh, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.

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