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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,189th Most Influential: 2,791st Largest Publishing Industry: 7,279th
The Imperial Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life liberty wellness
King Kakoni
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.755 billion

CapitalPearl city
LeaderKing Kakoni
FaithWord Of God

CurrencyBit Dollar

The Imperial Democratic States of Newam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Kakoni with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.755 billion Newamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearl city. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newamian economy, worth 355 trillion Bit Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,974 Bit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and Tourism facilities are being turned into Parrot habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newam's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Word Of God.

Newam is ranked 86,988th in the world and 3,987th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,189thTop
Most Influential: 2,791stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,279thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,390thMost Developed: 9,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,462ndNicest Citizens: 10,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,739thMost Cultured: 10,821stBest Weather: 11,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,625thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,027thLargest Governments: 13,172ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,389thMost Efficient Economies: 14,092ndSmartest Citizens: 14,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,357thMost Devout: 14,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,077thLowest Crime Rates: 15,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,371stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,509th
Largest Publishing Industry: 364th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 492nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 495th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 499th in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionMost Developed: 540th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 541st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 545th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 557th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 570th in the regionNicest Citizens: 592nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 594th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 618th in the regionBest Weather: 623rd in the regionLargest Governments: 627th in the regionMost Average: 669th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 678th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 697th in the regionMost Devout: 722nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 743rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 749th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newam was endorsed by The Republic of Nothru Lerple.
  • : Newam was endorsed by The Glorious Almighty Speaker of Gorundu.
  • : Newam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in Newam, Tourism facilities are being turned into Parrot habitats.
  • : Newam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newam was endorsed by The Republic of Avenged Sevenfoldia.
  • : Following new legislation in Newam, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Newam, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in Newam, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Newam, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 131 » Longsword01, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Trillius, Sundred, Corfad, Napnomadia, Sunto, Lomjia, Dar es Saalam, Ikea Rike, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Egalico, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, United Draconia, Federation Terra Australis, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, New Bremerton, Spartoptia, Haor Chall, Ethnon, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Moubarakistan, New Pruessen, Jasminlandia, PlanetPunk, Aratani, Sinelona, Acrabinnia, Black Templares, Buckerino, Saturns Edge, Sheldanada, Ejhsa, and 81 others.Q w e r t y, Ibiscaton, Shadowrik, General COE, Niradans, Kasazzastan, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Torakuen, Holy Oranz, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Calamazo, 2 and 2 is Fish, Noahs Second Country, Minuda, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Islessallend, Test for a new hope, Zokk, Sea Ghost, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Maott, Elder Realms, Guer Aike, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Pasargad, Makersaulache, Joodey, Amauri, Loutsland, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kobagia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Glurponia, Partax, Steraz, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Wilkshire, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, Concordare, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, New Flos, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Kaschovia, The Pantheons, Tamgu, Eteles, Darcania, Prevaland, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Gorundu, and Nothru Lerple.

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