The Ari of NewKazakhBy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by queen Ardjenta Hendrix with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.484 billion ariraan are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AriRaa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ariraan economy, worth 741 trillion Tririns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,473 Tririns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 746,302 per year while the poor average 22,593, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and atheists on vacation find a major religion's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NewKazakhBy's national animal is the Urmom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewKazakhBy is ranked 287,336^th in the world and 102^nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.15 law-abiding acts per hour.