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Most Devout: 44thMost Ignorant Citizens: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th
The Revolutionary Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Newne Carriebean7

Population10.403 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderCarol Dartenby
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Carol Dartenby with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.403 billion Carriebeaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,056 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 486,107 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Carol Dartenby on Newne Carriebean7's coulrophobia epidemic, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 335th in the world and 1st in Cobalt Network for Highest Average Incomes, with 486,107.62 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 44thMost Ignorant Citizens: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 222ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 224thLargest Black Market: 234thMost Avoided: 284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328thHighest Average Incomes: 335thFattest Citizens: 353rdMost Primitive: 359thMost Armed: 380thLargest Insurance Industry: 485thHighest Poor Incomes: 655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,096thLargest Governments: 1,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,529thHighest Economic Output: 1,753rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,979thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,283rdRudest Citizens: 2,317thLargest Retail Industry: 2,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,687thNudest: 5,914thMost Efficient Economies: 9,943rdTop
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Most Conservative: 13,389thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,878thMost Authoritarian: 16,247th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Carol Dartenby on Newne Carriebean7's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, there's a mortuary next to every Carriebeanian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Carriebeanian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, it's scientifically provable that Carriebeanian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Newne Carriebean7, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.

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