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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57th Most Influential: 223rd Most Inclusive: 721st
The Free Land of
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The government of each man by himself
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Excessive
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Newpromisedland

Population8.425 billion

CapitalBehem

Currencysiqlu
AnimalBehemoth

The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.425 billion Newpromisedlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 245,610 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and Newpromisedlandian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 2,121st in the world and 118th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.75 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 223rdMost Inclusive: 721stLargest Publishing Industry: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 783rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 794thRudest Citizens: 1,053rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,176thMost Cultured: 1,242ndSmartest Citizens: 1,531stFattest Citizens: 1,593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,596thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,970thMost Developed: 2,121stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,661stHighest Average Incomes: 3,080thHighest Crime Rates: 3,687thLargest Governments: 3,770thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,375thMost Efficient Economies: 5,199thNicest Citizens: 5,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,590thHighest Economic Output: 5,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,409thMost Armed: 6,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,467thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,664thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,880thMost Politically Free: 11,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,249thMost Secular: 12,823rdNudest: 13,411thHighest Drug Use: 13,922ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,631st
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Most Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 222nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionMost Armed: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 305th in the regionMost Politically Free: 311th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 370th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406th in the regionNudest: 430th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 486th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 487th in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 521st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 527th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 621st in the regionMost Secular: 672nd in the region

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