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Most Patriotic: 889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thLargest Mining Sector: 1,685th
The United Communist Ex-Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Operantur in mundo adunare!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population1.37 billion



The United Communist Ex-Kingdom of Nicholas and Great Britain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.37 billion Nicholas and Great Britishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 265 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,138 NichoPounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, war criminals are given full state funerals, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 228,416th in the world and 7,543rd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Most Patriotic: 889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thLargest Mining Sector: 1,685thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,718thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,133rdTop
Most Secular: 2,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,710thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,720thMost Conservative: 4,042ndMost Authoritarian: 4,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,754thMost Avoided: 4,768thLargest Black Market: 6,089thHighest Average Incomes: 7,487thLowest Crime Rates: 10,174thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,242ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,005thMost Extreme: 18,207thLargest Governments: 19,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,666thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,518th
Most Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Conservative: 190th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 191st in the regionMost Avoided: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionLargest Black Market: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 288th in the regionMost Extreme: 289th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 582nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 642nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 699th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 719th in the region

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