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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 834th
The Genocidal Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live the Empire
Nicholas
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population7.471 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderNicholas
FaithAtheism

CurrencyNichoPounds
AnimalLion

The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.471 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,919 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the police double as repo men, it is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done, and Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 50,316th in the world and 583rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 898.70239705232 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 834thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 912thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 921stLargest Mining Sector: 1,380thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,610thMost Secular: 1,757thMost Patriotic: 1,762ndLargest Black Market: 2,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,303rdTop
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Most Avoided: 3,556thHighest Average Incomes: 3,819thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,772ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,484thMost Authoritarian: 5,654thMost Conservative: 6,009thLowest Crime Rates: 6,704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,648thHighest Economic Output: 11,827thLargest Governments: 11,828thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,151stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,061stMost Influential: 25,086thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,315thMost Extreme: 29,027th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 126th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Conservative: 170th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 227th in the regionMost Extreme: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Governments: 270th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 393rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 457th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 557th in the regionMost Stationary: 583rd in the region

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