The Federal Republic of Nifalembria Zamingstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dietrich with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.22 billion Zamingstanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphin Bay. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zamingstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,005 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the world still seems flat to some people in space, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and builders across Nifalembria Zamingstan are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nifalembria Zamingstan's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaianism.

Nifalembria Zamingstan is ranked 34,447^th in the world and 1,124^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.83 Bank.