The Federal Republic of Nifalembria Zamingstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dietrich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.546 billion Nifalembria Zamingstanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphin Bay. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nifalembria Zamingstani economy, worth 639 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,581 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nifalembria Zamingstan's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaeism.

Nifalembria Zamingstan is ranked 161,962^nd in the world and 6,151^st in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.61 Atheism Rate.