The Federal Republic of Nifalembria Zamingstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dietrich with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.68 billion Zamingstanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphin Bay. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zamingstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,933 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', farting etiquette is taught in schools, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nifalembria Zamingstan's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaianism.

Nifalembria Zamingstan is ranked 4,071^st in the world and 133^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,478.51 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.