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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,683rd
The Communist Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
The hamster is dead, but the wheel is spinning
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nisastria

Population15.105 billion

CapitalRhotob
LeaderTemalton the Great

Currencybitcoin
Animalmerkat

The Communist Utopia of Nisastria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Temalton the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.105 billion Nisastrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhotob. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nisastrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 97,869 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nisastria's national animal is the merkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nisastria is ranked 102,273rd in the world and 1,156th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 416.3527196452 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,788thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,798thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,804thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,299thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,563rdMost Pacifist: 4,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,069thSafest: 5,078thBest Weather: 5,361stNicest Citizens: 6,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,065thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,400thMost Inclusive: 9,403rdHighest Food Quality: 9,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,877thMost Cultured: 10,370thSmartest Citizens: 10,388thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,088thLargest Governments: 14,572ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,937thMost Secular: 15,798thHighest Economic Output: 18,236thHealthiest Citizens: 19,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,303rdMost Income Equality: 25,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,623rdLargest Populations: 26,387thMost Developed: 28,104th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 185th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 227th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionSafest: 249th in the regionBest Weather: 263rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 308th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 337th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 451st in the regionMost Inclusive: 466th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 495th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 515th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Cultured: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 656th in the regionLargest Populations: 767th in the regionLargest Governments: 793rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 806th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 807th in the regionMost Secular: 914th in the regionNudest: 924th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 950th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,039th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Nisastrian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Nisastria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Nisastria, bins outnumber trees in city parks.

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