Population | 14.234 billion |
Capital | Fitchburg |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of No Big Banks is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.234 billion No Big Banksians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fitchburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.
The frighteningly efficient No Big Banksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,878 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,226 per year while the poor average 33,719, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.
Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Emperor Wuff, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Big Banks's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
No Big Banks is ranked 15,407th in the world and 2nd in Disney World for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : No Big Banks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in No Big Banks, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in No Big Banks, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Emperor Wuff.