by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,573rdMost Influential: 13,889th
The Most Serene Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
There is no crime here I swear haha
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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No Crime Here

Population470 million

AnimalKroko the Crocodile

The Most Serene Republic of No Crime Here is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 470 million No Crime Hereans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The No Crime Herean economy, worth 21.8 trillion drops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,488 drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and international tensions are high as No Crime Here threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Crime Here's national animal is the Kroko the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

No Crime Here is ranked 93,342nd in the world and 1,728th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 580 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,573rdTop
Most Influential: 13,889thMost Income Equality: 17,597thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,816thMost Secular: 22,584th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 335th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 604th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 615th in the regionMost Influential: 741st in the regionMost Secular: 783rd in the regionBest Weather: 785th in the regionMost Income Equality: 820th in the region

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