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Rudest Citizens: 127th Highest Crime Rates: 183rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 185th
The Second Resurrection of
Our second motto
Second Best Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Noahs Second Country

Population5.738 billion

CapitalSecond Best City
LeaderSecond Best Leader

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.738 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 269,068 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,101,249 per year while the poor average 8,775, a ratio of 239 to 1.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Noahs Second Country, and Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 85,539th in the world and 4,255th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 52.37 on the Human Development Index.

Rudest Citizens: 127thHighest Crime Rates: 183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thMost Armed: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thFattest Citizens: 339thLargest Gambling Industry: 368thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 397thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 401stMost Avoided: 511thLargest Retail Industry: 547thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 559thMost Influential: 613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 661stHighest Disposable Incomes: 840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 980thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,249thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,371stHighest Drug Use: 1,551stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,264thHighest Average Incomes: 2,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,696thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,548thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,585thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,129thNudest: 6,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,332ndMost Pro-Market: 6,788thMost Politically Free: 6,791stMost Extreme: 7,011thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,592ndMost Cultured: 12,648thMost Secular: 13,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,784th
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 88th in the regionMost Politically Free: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Extreme: 170th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 190th in the regionNudest: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 261st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 268th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 442nd in the regionMost Cultured: 631st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 653rd in the regionMost Secular: 704th in the regionLargest Populations: 769th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 814th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 334 » Destructive Government Endorsing System, Alunya, Shibutani, Cors Evia, Angwayster, Amerian States, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Siwale, 2 and 2 is Fish, Bananoonza, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Cobrakia, British Pacific Islands, Analomink, Enworbia, Arimbia, Alice Gardens, Drusselstein, Blackphir, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Chukstik Illahi, Azzarel, Antiyard, Breduria, Dicko, East Wushen, Atain, Beta Centauri B3, Territorio di Nessuno, Jasminlandia, Black Templares, Fayyayid, Babacar, Central Ryal, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Sunto, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Choistan, Acrabinnia, Egalico, Prydania, North Bratislava, and 284 others.Arzenoa, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Bananaaaaa, Free Culture, Detrivania, Notyoutopia, Spartoptia, Dreadton, David Davidson, Brettenia, Frances Francis the First of France, Dopeland420, Esplandia, French Bananastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Sil Dorsett, Camarthen, Torakuen, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, Bonjoura, Heken, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Loutsland, New Caeitanordia, Cinnibar, Longsword01, Holy Oranz, Eylstadt Izetta, Itallitopia, Lower Nubia, JAOECW536, Gilakistan, Montarc, Lnua, Moisus, Habanan, Naurasium, Indiana Hoosier nation, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Dar es Saalam, Ischyri Thelis, Axstahl, Minuda, La Mudita, Hileville, Kuda1, Daiz, Kubrostavsria, Bojacks and Jills, Changjo, Illichiana, Moose repupblic, Manticore utopia, Napnomadia, Q w e r t y, Kolorland, Get Away From Me, Lamuell, Calamazo, Yugobatania, Sinelona, New Pruessen, Zokk, Necromonia, Marmiedon, Humptalumpta, Kanlidia, Zumlandia, Holy Marcus Empire, Western Vapia, New us ville, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Sinclarian Provinces, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kuveria, The Discipled, Sunaiya, ZimRobwe, Orenmark, Rkainjel, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Island States of Skelldia, Yaorozu, Joodey, Warsaw-Halicz, Tianqing, Orven, Pinguioris, Partax, The Seven Shed Skins, Soviet Terran, Virillum, Saturns Edge, Lemonbiscuits, Planes, United States of Medford, The English Alliance, Yemet, Magorostan, PembrokeLand, Pradovnia, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, United States of Americanas, Old Emporia, Vincone Cae, Northern Glory, Moanapo, New Bremerton, Plangainer, Iudaeah, Scouria, The Windmilluminati, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pomur, The Most Freedom Ever, Kalatona, The Iron Lions, Republic of New Atlantis, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Valhalla123, Kelvaros Prime, Helix Labs, Aeolist, Unsophisticate, Maroon Peak, Vexilia, Phoronu, Ibiscaton, Rydeum, Ice and Tinian, LostLegion, Anna Airters, Kalimora Aire, Phualand, SirHardHead, Yukti, Saint Alaric, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Thoven, SORT, San Xavier, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, WhyNotRepublic, Former English Colony, Outer Egorniand, The AP Republic, Fizban, Selfgradatude, Dadastan Archipelago, Nuova Belgica, Elder Realms, Potatolandium, Viridiann, PlanetPunk, Tarr-Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Nordic-British Union, Panama Coalition, Venezuelia, Zupla, Aroa, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Pauliestien, The West United States, Votak Matim, Yummy Blubber, Neo Colorado, Federation Terra Australis, Luciferian666, Elianzonia, Shadowrik, Marxist Luxembourg, Spunkland, Solmetria, Orado, Experra, Sacrento, Novaray, Staniel, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, NationTownState, Dylanana, Felpolandia, New Phyrreus, Test for a new hope, Mercandia, New Dele, Karazan, United Kahndaq, Elgaland-Vargaland, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Willifusland, Mesherica, AGoodPlace, Zankioa, Neo Hungarica, Elestrum, North Armatas, Antityranicals, Wineclaw, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Abject Ludicrosity, Ikea Rike, Maott, Revolutionary Sealand, Beta Cyndriel, Guer Aike, Odrinia, Constantinolia, Haor Chall, Keelut, Xentherida, Pasargad, VNA, Lunallian, Jefffliu, Kulgatha, Aratani, Makersaulache, Arquan, Foraldn, Amauri, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Steraz, Debussy, Wisconsota, Bearical, Heminaw, Runeda, Utopicican, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Concordare, Cuyan, New Flos, Dramanian, The Holy Sun, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, General COE, Tsandonown, Delmak, Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Kaschovia, Moubarakistan, Tamgu, Eteles, Prevaland, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, Pazair, PotatoFarmers, ChristianVille of the USA, Battesaia, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Zyvetskistaahn, Afcon, Opstan, and Parmovand.

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