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Most Primitive: 22ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thMost Devout: 54th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!
Great Billfold
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nocoins

Population8.521 billion

Capitalthe National Mint
LeaderGreat Billfold

Currencyliar
AnimalCockatrice

The Rogue Nation of Nocoins is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Great Billfold with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.521 billion Cents-less Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the National Mint. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nocoinsian economy, worth 877 trillion liars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,966 liars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nocoins's national animal is the Cockatrice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nocoins is ranked 158,298th in the world and 6,254th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Primitive: 22ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thMost Devout: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 294thBest Weather: 385thMost Corrupt Governments: 421stFattest Citizens: 548thMost Armed: 591stHighest Crime Rates: 850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 973rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,652ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,656thMost Authoritarian: 7,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,326thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,659thMost Conservative: 12,276thMost Influential: 17,125thHighest Economic Output: 19,359thRudest Citizens: 19,976th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionLargest Populations: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 288th in the regionRudest Citizens: 328th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 441st in the regionMost Extreme: 667th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Conservative: 719th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Nocoins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nocoins, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Nocoins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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