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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,602ndMost Pacifist: 1,621st
The  Wersons  of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Lieutenant Prime Minister
Civil Rights
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Population7.584 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  Wersons  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.584 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 913 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,386 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 5,688th in the world and 3rd in Callista for Most Developed, scoring 93.34 on the Human Development Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,602ndMost Pacifist: 1,621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,165thNicest Citizens: 2,248thBest Weather: 2,366thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,504thSafest: 3,719thHealthiest Citizens: 3,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,880thMost Inclusive: 3,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,952ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,189thLowest Crime Rates: 4,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,709thMost Developed: 5,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,360thLargest Governments: 6,891stMost Influential: 6,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,340thSmartest Citizens: 8,887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,659thMost Secular: 11,269thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,987thMost Income Equality: 13,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,405thMost Efficient Economies: 16,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,900thHighest Economic Output: 20,342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,788thHighest Average Incomes: 23,333rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the region

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