by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 488thMost Influential: 548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 742nd
The Quarantined Peoples of
New York Times Democracy
Black Lives Matter
John Edwards
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.938 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Quarantined Peoples of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.938 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 557 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,823 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Nooooooooooooooo's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 185,616th in the world and 1,773rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 488thMost Influential: 548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 742ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,298thMost Pacifist: 3,400thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,513thNicest Citizens: 5,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,738thBest Weather: 6,919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,666thMost Inclusive: 8,466thSafest: 8,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,912thHealthiest Citizens: 10,195thTop
Most Developed: 10,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,531stLowest Crime Rates: 11,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,272ndMost Secular: 15,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,189thSmartest Citizens: 16,255thMost Efficient Economies: 16,798thLargest Governments: 17,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,902nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the region

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