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Most Influential: 399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 770th
The Holy Moo of
New York Times Democracy
Black Lives Matter
Josh Eggman
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.331 billion

LeaderJosh Eggman


The Holy Moo of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josh Eggman with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.331 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 576 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,120 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 149,336th in the world and 875th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 503.3 milliStalins.

Most Influential: 399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 770thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,155thMost Pacifist: 3,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,455thNicest Citizens: 5,175thBest Weather: 6,015thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,480thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,828thSafest: 7,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,590thMost Inclusive: 8,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,945thHealthiest Citizens: 10,474thMost Developed: 10,645thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,361stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,782ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,028thMost Secular: 15,506thSmartest Citizens: 16,409thLargest Governments: 16,617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,209thMost Efficient Economies: 17,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,038th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the region

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