The United Kingdoms of Norgsveldet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johanna Sverdrup with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.662 billion Norgsveldetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osfjord. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norgsveldetian economy, worth 258 trillion United Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,754 United Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norgsveldet's national animal is the Norse Eagle and its national religion is Asatru.

Norgsveldet is ranked 106,842^nd in the world and 4,147^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.