The Abnormally Normal Republic of Normallandia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Average Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 859 million Normallandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Standardia. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Normallandian economy, worth 71.2 trillion Normal Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,895 Normal Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, Normallandia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Normallandia's national animal is the Yellow Tipped Normadog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Normallandia is ranked 8,448^th in the world and 752^nd in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 42.54 Bank.