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Most Compassionate Citizens: 511thNicest Citizens: 533rdMost Cultured: 545th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hear me roar
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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North Insomnia

Population5.206 billion

CapitalHeadachent
LeaderMad Loser
Faithourselves

Currencypiastre
Animaldragon

The Holy Empire of North Insomnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mad Loser with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.206 billion North Insomnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headachent. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Insomnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,771 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Mad Loser lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Insomnia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ourselves.

North Insomnia is ranked 16,294th in the world and 241st in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,081 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 511thNicest Citizens: 533rdMost Cultured: 545thLargest Publishing Industry: 550thMost Inclusive: 578thMost Beautiful Environments: 679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699thMost Valuable International Artwork: 847thMost Cheerful Citizens: 937thBest Weather: 1,000thMost Pacifist: 1,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,156thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,382ndMost Developed: 1,464thSmartest Citizens: 1,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,969thLargest Governments: 2,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,217thHealthiest Citizens: 2,255thTop
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Safest: 2,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,634thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,665thLowest Crime Rates: 2,707thMost Influential: 3,049thMost Efficient Economies: 4,358thHighest Average Incomes: 5,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,091stMost Secular: 8,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,391stRudest Citizens: 10,684thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,614thHighest Drug Use: 18,562ndMost Stationary: 20,993rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionSafest: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 277th in the regionMost Secular: 288th in the regionRudest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Stationary: 358th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 548th in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Insomnia was endorsed by The Republic of Sunsistan.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, Mad Loser lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
  • : North Insomnia endorsed The Dictatorship of Omsk Omsk.
  • : North Insomnia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Omsk Omsk.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : North Insomnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in North Insomnia, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.

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