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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rd
The People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
In monkey we trust. But not Max. No trust Max.
Fabbio Enchilada
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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North Leichtenberg

Population19.683 billion

CapitalMonkey Max
LeaderFabbio Enchilada

CurrencyMonkey
AnimalBlobfish

The People's Republic of North Leichtenberg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fabbio Enchilada with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.683 billion North Leichtenbergians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Max. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient North Leichtenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 4,675 trillion Monkeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 237,520 Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. North Leichtenberg's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Leichtenberg is ranked 4,931st in the world and 1st in The Doomsday Legion for Most Stationary, with 3,260.70624648 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rdHighest Crime Rates: 335thMost Armed: 481stLargest Gambling Industry: 521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 526thFattest Citizens: 532ndMost Avoided: 626thLargest Retail Industry: 731stHighest Drug Use: 854thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,057thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,065thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,141stRudest Citizens: 1,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,701stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,495thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,911thMost Stationary: 4,931stNudest: 5,040thHighest Average Incomes: 6,260thLargest Mining Sector: 7,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,707thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,099thLargest Black Market: 14,688thMost Influential: 14,817thTop
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Most Secular: 16,753rdLargest Populations: 16,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,991stSmartest Citizens: 25,473rdMost Cultured: 27,617thMost Efficient Economies: 29,298th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Leichtenberg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : North Leichtenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : North Leichtenberg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
  • : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.

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