Population | 19.683 billion |
Capital | Monkey Max |
Leader | Fabbio Enchilada |
Currency | Monkey |
Animal | Blobfish |
The People's Republic of North Leichtenberg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fabbio Enchilada with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.683 billion North Leichtenbergians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Max. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient North Leichtenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 4,675 trillion Monkeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 237,520 Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. North Leichtenberg's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
North Leichtenberg is ranked 4,931st in the world and 1st in The Doomsday Legion for Most Stationary, with 3,260.70624648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Leichtenberg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fabbio Enchilada.
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
- : North Leichtenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : North Leichtenberg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in North Leichtenberg, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.