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Safest: 12,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,205th
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North Tarke

Population514 million



The Kingdom of North Tarke is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 514 million North Tarkeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gouldsboro. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient North Tarkean economy, worth 21.2 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,250 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Tarke's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Tarke is ranked 176,106th in the world and 35th in Grand Peppian Commonwealth for Rudest Citizens, with 34.72 Insults Per Minute.

Safest: 12,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,205th
Safest: 2nd in the region

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