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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st Fattest Citizens: 1st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Northern Borland

Population31.202 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.202 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,806 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 987,338 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,116,012 per year while the poor average 68,769, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Much of Northern Borland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 99th in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 27,101 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stRudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thMost Avoided: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thMost Armed: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Secular: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 69thLargest Agricultural Sector: 99thLargest Publishing Industry: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 240thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thSmartest Citizens: 331stMost Stationary: 481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 590thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656thLargest Populations: 993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,528thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,536thMost Influential: 5,045thLargest Governments: 5,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,768thMost Pro-Market: 7,462nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, much of Northern Borland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, people all over Northern Borland are dying of 'Mad Buck Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.

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