Population | 18.118 billion |
Capital | North |
Leader | Northerner |
Faith | Northern Runes |
Currency | Northerner |
Animal | Northman |
The Principality of Northie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Northerner with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.118 billion Northies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Northiean economy, worth a remarkable 4,797 trillion Northerners a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,811 Northerners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pedants defending Northerner observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, killer credit ratings take real effort, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and Northie has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northie's national animal is the Northman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northern Runes.
Northie is ranked 1,323rd in the world and 54th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northie, Northie has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, killer credit ratings take real effort.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, pedants defending Northerner observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, Northiean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Northie, North is a police state during international summits.