by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,506th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.734 billion


The Rogue Nation of Nossepachina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.734 billion Nossepachinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nossepachinan economy, worth 222 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 128,442 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime, and trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nossepachina's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nossepachina is ranked 177,361st in the world and 3,351st in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 56.2 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,506thLowest Crime Rates: 4,744thNudest: 4,809thMost Influential: 5,693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,639thMost Authoritarian: 8,820thLargest Governments: 9,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,961stMost Developed: 10,031stMost Secular: 10,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,023rdMost Cultured: 11,232ndBest Weather: 11,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,954thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,447thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,926thSmartest Citizens: 17,150thMost Income Equality: 17,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,106thMost Conservative: 20,130thHighest Average Incomes: 20,246th
Nudest: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 245th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 260th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 264th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 267th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rd in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 326th in the regionMost Secular: 355th in the regionBest Weather: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 389th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 601st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 640th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 669th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 670th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 736th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 765th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 770th in the regionMost Extreme: 812th in the regionMost Income Equality: 826th in the regionSafest: 832nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 848th in the region

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