The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.604 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,462 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Notcapital's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 11,086^th in the world and 257^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,212.19041864208 Days.