The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.376 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,890 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 278,575 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Notyoutopia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 113,767^th in the world and 5,021^st in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 43.44 on the Rand Index.