by Max Barry

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Nudest: 125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 337thLargest Publishing Industry: 547th
The Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'Union fait la force.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population33.604 billion



The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 33.604 billion Nouvelle-Acadieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieppe. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The Nouvelle-Acadiean economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,117 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. Nouvelle-Acadie's national animal is the orignal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nouvelle-Acadie is ranked 215,204th in the world and 27th in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -155.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Nudest: 125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 337thLargest Publishing Industry: 547thMost Rebellious Youth: 584thMost Pacifist: 854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 938thMost Stationary: 1,075thSafest: 1,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,464thLargest Populations: 1,563rdNicest Citizens: 1,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,771stMost Cultured: 1,785thSmartest Citizens: 1,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,172ndHighest Economic Output: 2,228thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,940thLargest Governments: 3,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,611thMost Secular: 5,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,434thMost Income Equality: 7,943rdMost Inclusive: 8,050thMost Influential: 8,336thLowest Crime Rates: 12,188thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,668thHighest Average Incomes: 16,116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,478th
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the region

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