by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,554th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,640th Highest Crime Rates: 2,280th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Notre Volonté est Notre Force.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population628 million


The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 628 million Florideans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 67.6 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,713 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 519,352 per year while the poor average 12,995, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 112,639th in the world and 5,398th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 12.34 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,554thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,640thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,280thFattest Citizens: 3,849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,017thMost Armed: 4,384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,097thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,258thMost Avoided: 5,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,374thMost Influential: 7,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,510thHighest Drug Use: 8,044thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,554thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,918thLargest Retail Industry: 10,420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,004thNudest: 12,490thMost Extreme: 12,611thLargest Mining Sector: 12,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,349thMost Inclusive: 16,828th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 76th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 159th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Avoided: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 262nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 313th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 372nd in the regionNudest: 372nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 477th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 484th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 490th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 527th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 744th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 805th in the region

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