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The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If we fall, we will defy
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noyistain

Population1.07 billion

CapitalPatriagellis
LeaderQueen Esthero

CurrencyAurum
AnimalDragon

The Kingdom of Noyistain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Esthero with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.07 billion Noyistainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriagellis. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Noyistainian economy, worth 36.8 trillion Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,400 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dartboard at the Noyistainian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Queen Esthero's face, workers have seized control of the economy, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and aides are afraid to ask if Queen Esthero wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noyistain's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Noyistain is ranked 133,251st in the world and 77th in Thegye for Most Extreme, scoring 15.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,239thMost Influential: 11,307thTop
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Best Weather: 17,250thMost Income Equality: 20,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,275thNicest Citizens: 23,529th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noyistain's influence in Thegye rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Noyistain, aides are afraid to ask if Queen Esthero wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Noyistain, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Noyistain endorsed The Republic of Winnipogo.
  • : Noyistain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Noyistain, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Noyistain was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Noyistain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Noyistain endorsed The Federation of Axolotl land.
  • : Noyistain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".

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