Population | 5.864 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSCO2 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.864 billion NSCO2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.
The frighteningly efficient NSCO2ian economy, worth 895 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,666 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Chickens roam the streets freely, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSCO2's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSCO2 is ranked 102,609th in the world and 1,222nd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.06621416412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NSCO2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : NSCO2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, Information Technology facilities are being turned into legendary habitats.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in NSCO2, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-card charge on their phone bill.