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Highest Drug Use: 1,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,048th
The Theocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Freedom, Body, Hedonism
Influence
Vassal
Maps Officer
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Nudistia

Population4.309 billion

CapitalCity of Gods
LeaderHoly High Priest Nudis XII
FaithNudeityism

CurrencyNudist Dollar
AnimalHorse

The Theocracy of Nudistia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Holy High Priest Nudis XII with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.309 billion Nudistians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Gods. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nudistian economy, worth 613 trillion Nudist Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,306 Nudist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty NAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and the aims of top-secret Nudistian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime is totally unknown. Nudistia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudeityism.

Nudistia is ranked 231,420th in the world and 42nd in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,725thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,048thMost Devout: 3,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,599thRudest Citizens: 3,803rdMost Inclusive: 3,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,371stNicest Citizens: 4,587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,310thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,508thMost Efficient Economies: 7,522ndLargest Black Market: 7,542ndBest Weather: 9,236thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,590thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,729thNudest: 9,876thLargest Governments: 9,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,353rdMost Cultured: 11,839thTop
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Most Developed: 13,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,519thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,395thSmartest Citizens: 19,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,754thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,247th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nudistia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, the aims of top-secret Nudistian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, 90% of active duty NAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, books are so highly regarded in Nudistia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Nudistia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Nudistia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, the Nudistia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudistia, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.

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