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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thHighest Drug Use: 1,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,334th
The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Skoros morghot vestri? Tubī daor.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.683 billion

Capital⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐

Animal𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳

The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.683 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 228,784 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, one can walk from one side of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐ to the other without setting foot on Numptiesian soil, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is relatively low. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 82,000th in the world and 2,874th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,102.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thHighest Drug Use: 1,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,334thMost Influential: 1,447thMost Cultured: 1,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,836thMost Efficient Economies: 2,076thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,037thRudest Citizens: 3,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,423rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,769thMost Inclusive: 3,886thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,886thNicest Citizens: 3,909thSmartest Citizens: 4,168thHighest Average Incomes: 4,371stBest Weather: 4,417thLargest Black Market: 4,539thMost Developed: 4,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,757thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,265thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,942ndLargest Governments: 6,180thHighest Economic Output: 7,412thHealthiest Citizens: 7,714thNudest: 8,466thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,598thTop
Most Politically Free: 11,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,754thMost Secular: 15,041stMost Stationary: 15,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,777thMost Extreme: 20,365thMost Pacifist: 20,431st
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Politically Free: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Inclusive: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionNudest: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 229th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Populations: 238th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 317th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 357th in the regionMost Secular: 396th in the regionMost Extreme: 513th in the regionMost Armed: 575th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 604th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Numpties lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, one can walk from one side of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐ to the other without setting foot on Numptiesian soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Numpties voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Numpties, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Mathematania, Shaktirajya, Common Good, Fallgriffin, Oometz, Archonina, Fujai, Liberillia, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Greg Tucker, Ashkan, The Free States of Gotham, Moriari, DiscGolfLand, BIteland, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kittenlicious, Triestine, The Undivided, Greynne, Lynier, Acropylae, Oronia, Kisovec, Wickedly evil people, Condonohia, Psikuta, Pandaland III, Mirchusko, Gryphonian Alliance, Matism, Shaqolandia, Divina Patriae, Dalimbar, Denieria, Westwind, Orcatortugs, Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Grandi Fiori, Ferroia, Toberkuibac, Great Sheriffdom, Cryland, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Sensorland, Fumafuma, and 125 others.Atheist States of Philippines, Recuecn, Bigstickistan, Pandaland II, Dilber, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Fielure, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Big Bad Badger, Avadon, New Belia, Comia Noracon, Barcocoland, The Unified Missourtama States, Rubberduckia, Marshalia, Champaign, Wyndward, New Democratic Republic of Russia, United Adaikes, Thyrall, Win Mints, Marina Nova, Saint Philip and Laurence, Twisted Duality, Leukogeras, Akshireuya, United States of Northern America, The divisive isolationists, Robbinston, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Meedvheyt, Fuentana, Holmani, New Cerveza, Myr Tariniel, Thessalian, Arcadim, Kalla, The Fourth Redoubt, Kabayan, History club, Kiensu, Einherfell, Iriso, San Mazer, Nieubasria, Pi Island, Vlobbania, Gracelantia, Arracrania, Mediobogdum, Loegries, IndyCar Racing, Av Libertas Vindex, Zoran, Surroosia, Resurgence City, Turizion, Scationtanland, Eienn, Plankstein, United Auroran Republic, Gastenburg, Pepinooo, Parinan, Durtoss, Hiems, Najwanxus, Mercia Regnum, The Antarctic Empires, Estriacea, Fhaengshia, Chitra, Calingfara, Schlesien-Galizien, Anuubis, Diaconstipation, Saransh, Isle Royale, Desirania, Wigglers, Cumidava, Ahssn, Rikanhimel, Baleholm, Greater Lavenia, Novasamita, Eskaton, Euarsia, Ingentis Novus, Sirulinuck, Eleftherios venizelos, Qapaq Suyu, Carvell, Sulphuriland, Saronistan, Volkason, Valocke, El Facil, Toropikaru, Xupqeu, Fallen Iron Duke, Q The Almighty, The Grandest Empire, Atlasan, Purcheah, Sunda Kelapa, Scottish-youth, Giovanniland, Nedtherland, Aluminum Oxynitride, Antahbrantahstan, Dankinsted, Marisala, Grand Republic of the Sun, Nas Crustium, Bobki, Thevinia, Aldesport, The Citizens of Victoria, Irador, and Twin Tiers Metropolis.

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