The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.043 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,414 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, the statue in the Amin Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, solid-gold toilets are Numptiesian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 2,645^th in the world and 50^th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,026 trillion Standard Monetary Units.