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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,105thHighest Drug Use: 1,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,325th
The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Skoros morghot vestri? Tubī daor.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.173 billion

Capital⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐

Animal𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳

The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.173 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,531 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, the statue in the Quayle Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, solid-gold toilets are Numptiesian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 12,242nd in the world and 281st in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,760.39 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,105thHighest Drug Use: 1,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,325thMost Influential: 1,380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,764thMost Efficient Economies: 1,794thMost Cultured: 1,821stRudest Citizens: 1,852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,965thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,187thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,293rdLargest Black Market: 2,529thHighest Crime Rates: 2,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,174thHighest Average Incomes: 3,237thBest Weather: 3,396thMost Inclusive: 3,501stNicest Citizens: 3,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,032ndSmartest Citizens: 4,468thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,730thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,824thMost Developed: 5,127thLargest Retail Industry: 5,695thLargest Governments: 5,754thHighest Economic Output: 6,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,928thHealthiest Citizens: 8,143rdNudest: 9,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,757thMost Armed: 10,260thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,126thMost Stationary: 14,612thMost Politically Free: 14,695thMost Secular: 14,710thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,711th
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Armed: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 209th in the regionMost Stationary: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 311th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 336th in the regionMost Secular: 388th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 176 » Mathematania, Shaktirajya, Common Good, Fallgriffin, Oometz, Archonina, Fujai, Liberillia, Greg Tucker, Ashkan, The Free States of Gotham, Moriari, DiscGolfLand, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kittenlicious, Triestine, The Undivided, Greynne, Lynier, Acropylae, Oronia, Kisovec, Wickedly evil people, Condonohia, Psikuta, Pandaland III, Mirchusko, Gryphonian Alliance, Matism, Divina Patriae, Westwind, Orcatortugs, Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Ferroia, Great Sheriffdom, Cryland, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Sensorland, Fumafuma, Atheist States of Philippines, Bigstickistan, Pandaland II, Dilber, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Fielure, Arnic, and 126 others.Probablynotverygoodistan, Avadon, New Belia, Comia Noracon, Barcocoland, Rubberduckia, Marshalia, Champaign, Wyndward, New Democratic Republic of Russia, United Adaikes, Thyrall, Win Mints, Marina Nova, Twisted Duality, Leukogeras, Akshireuya, United States of Northern America, The divisive isolationists, Robbinston, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Meedvheyt, Fuentana, Holmani, New Cerveza, Thessalian, Kalla, The Fourth Redoubt, Kabayan, Kiensu, Einherfell, Iriso, San Mazer, Nieubasria, Pi Island, Vlobbania, Gracelantia, Arracrania, Mediobogdum, Loegries, IndyCar Racing, Zoran, Resurgence City, Scationtanland, Plankstein, Gastenburg, Pepinooo, Parinan, Najwanxus, Mercia Regnum, Estriacea, Fhaengshia, Chitra, Schlesien-Galizien, Anuubis, Diaconstipation, Isle Royale, Cumidava, Ahssn, Greater Lavenia, Eskaton, Euarsia, Ingentis Novus, Sirulinuck, Qapaq Suyu, Carvell, Saronistan, Volkason, Valocke, El Facil, Xupqeu, Fallen Iron Duke, Q The Almighty, Atlasan, Nedtherland, Antahbrantahstan, Dankinsted, Marisala, Grand Republic of the Sun, Nas Crustium, Thevinia, Irador, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Santos-Dominius, Athrid HullHund, Mon Mumar, Emark, Inner Paniumati, Giovanniland, Organisation of North American Nations, San Diego Islands, Samueliebox, Malisoto, Constantinopolisia, The Paradise of Jeff Bezos, Pilonistan, Ostellan, Coung Komands, Al-Amanah, Befiehl, The Vistula, The Northeastern Confederation, Hamburg Neo, Newfieisland, Kimiriti, Madarna, Tojara, Betsomarik, Arvladma, Aldesport, BIteland, Ostrogothaland, The Vergville, Irvinovia, Av Libertas Vindex, Yaspica, Dalimbar, The Grandest Empire, Orson Welles, No-no land, Aluminum Oxynitride, Iglot, Nagaraningrad, The First Earth Empire, and Bobki.

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