|Capital||⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐|
|Leader||👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗|
|Animal||𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳|
The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.683 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 228,784 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, one can walk from one side of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐ to the other without setting foot on Numptiesian soil, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is relatively low. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Numpties lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, one can walk from one side of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐ to the other without setting foot on Numptiesian soil.
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
- : Numpties voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Numpties, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
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