The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.173 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,531 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, the statue in the Quayle Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, solid-gold toilets are Numptiesian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 12,242^nd in the world and 281^st in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,760.39 Standard Monetary Units.