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Highest Drug Use: 1,324thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,774th
The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Skoros morghot vestri? Tubī daor.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Numpties

Population10.043 billion

Capital⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐
Leader👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗
Faith几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ

Currency𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙
Animal𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳

The Ȓᾄvἷᾗʛ Ŀὄὄᾗἔẏ Ɲᾄҭἷὄᾗ of Numpties is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.043 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,414 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, the statue in the Amin Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, solid-gold toilets are Numptiesian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 2,645th in the world and 50th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,026 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,324thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,774thMost Cultured: 1,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,830thMost Efficient Economies: 1,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,109thRudest Citizens: 2,261stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,370thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,645thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,907thHighest Crime Rates: 3,072ndMost Influential: 3,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,246thHighest Average Incomes: 3,269thBest Weather: 3,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,747thMost Inclusive: 3,774thNicest Citizens: 3,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,952ndSmartest Citizens: 4,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,067thMost Developed: 5,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,133rdLargest Governments: 5,852ndHighest Economic Output: 5,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,975thHealthiest Citizens: 8,622ndNudest: 9,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,266thMost Armed: 11,876thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,164thMost Politically Free: 15,105thMost Secular: 15,160thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,638th
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Politically Free: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 115th in the regionNudest: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionMost Armed: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Populations: 217th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 266th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 267th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 277th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 351st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 367th in the regionMost Extreme: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Numpties was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Numpties was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Numpties was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Numpties was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Numpties's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Numpties was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Numpties's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Numpties lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Numpties lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Numpties altered its national flag.

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