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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,643rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,017thMost Influential: 3,506th
The Vozhddom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for future or die in vain
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nyeznakomka

Population1.869 billion

CapitalKiryuha
LeaderAneley Karadyordyevich Toshchev
FaithIs forbidden

Currencydinar
AnimalWolf

The Vozhddom of Nyeznakomka is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aneley Karadyordyevich Toshchev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.869 billion Nyeznakomkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiryuha. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nyeznakomkan economy, worth 197 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,706 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Wolf', there's a hole in the heart of every Nyeznakomkan city, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyeznakomka's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Is forbidden.

Nyeznakomka is ranked 18,378th in the world and 47th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.59 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,643rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,017thMost Influential: 3,506thMost Authoritarian: 3,606thMost Secular: 5,074thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,953rdMost Income Equality: 7,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,849thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,223rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,296thLowest Crime Rates: 12,459thMost Extreme: 12,586thMost Conservative: 14,087thBest Weather: 17,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,934thHealthiest Citizens: 18,378th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyeznakomka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Nyeznakomka published "Space Program" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, there's a hole in the heart of every Nyeznakomkan city.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Wolf'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Nyeznakomkan Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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