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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 9thMost Devout: 13th
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
YOU SHALL OBEY!
fear
Influence
Power
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

O B E Y

Population14.884 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.884 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth an astonishing 10,349 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 695,341 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nation has nearly as many history museums as mindless slaves, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 3,094th in the world and 1st in TERRY for Smartest Citizens, with 161.16 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 9thMost Devout: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Governments: 29thMost Advanced Public Education: 34thMost Patriotic: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stBest Weather: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129thLargest Black Market: 143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192ndHealthiest Citizens: 216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 391stMost Valuable International Artwork: 557thLargest Welfare Programs: 601stMost Subsidized Industry: 721stMost Authoritarian: 844thHighest Economic Output: 851stMost Efficient Economies: 1,007thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,599thMost Extreme: 1,862ndSmartest Citizens: 3,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,441stTop
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Most Conservative: 6,832ndMost Stationary: 9,822ndMost Influential: 10,783rdMost Developed: 14,767thTop
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Nudest: 18,075thLargest Populations: 30,155th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the nation has nearly as many history museums as mindless slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, astronomers are flocking to O B E Y to take advantage of its clear night skies.

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