Population | 14.884 billion |
Capital | capital punishment |
Leader | fear |
Faith | Terryism |
Currency | tax dollar |
Animal | law |
The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.884 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth an astonishing 10,349 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 695,341 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nation has nearly as many history museums as mindless slaves, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.
O B E Y is ranked 3,094th in the world and 1st in TERRY for Smartest Citizens, with 161.16 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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O B E Y, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
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O B E Y, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
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O B E Y, the nation has nearly as many history museums as mindless slaves.
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O B E Y, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
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O B E Y, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
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O B E Y, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
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O B E Y, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
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O B E Y, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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O B E Y, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
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O B E Y, astronomers are flocking to O B E Y to take advantage of its clear night skies.