by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 869thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,688th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Together Forward
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population569 million

CapitalKo Mei Chi


The People's Republic of Ofrettia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 569 million Ofrettis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ko Mei Chi. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ofrettian economy, worth 68.2 trillion kaponns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,922 kaponns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofrettia's national animal is the tayuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ofrettia is ranked 201,160th in the world and 8,913th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.66 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 869thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,205thMost Conservative: 4,899thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,228thMost Authoritarian: 5,624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,039thLowest Crime Rates: 7,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,378thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,965thLargest Governments: 12,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,099thHealthiest Citizens: 14,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,917thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,903rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,332ndMost Extreme: 19,192ndMost Developed: 19,313thMost Secular: 19,788th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rd in the regionMost Conservative: 266th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 347th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Extreme: 460th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 596th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 729th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 747th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 776th in the regionMost Influential: 815th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 842nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Ofrettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Ofrettia was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
  • : Ofrettia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ko Mei Chi.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Ofrettia, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Yaorozu, Hamerica, Abject Ludicrosity, Fauzjhia, El Fiji Grande, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Omnistria, Saperisole, Ethnon, Ihese, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, McMasterdonia, Dabarastan, Daiz, Corfad, Dreadton, Shibutani, Siwale, Valhalla123, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, The Rhein States, Antworship, Zzozona, Pazair, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Sundred, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Frances Francis the First of France, Praeceps, Wineclaw, Dakota Territories, Chukstik Illahi, Xagill, Seenvorland, Dopeland420, Manticore utopia, and 148 others.Kocherian, Walter Jackson, Necromonia, Unshleepd, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Newpromisedland, Central Ryal, Free Culture, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, North Bratislava, Eraver, Mystiquelle, Fendlium, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Railroad Crossing, Serendipita Martia, Hopsin, Yukti, The Iron Lions, Cowbridge, Yokciq Empire, East Supple Lund, Esplandia, Sil Dorsett, Aeolist, Korovan Isles, Simone Republic, Sevinland, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Austral States of America, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Brucklania, Seanat, Dadastan Archipelago, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Daulatpur, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Westinor, Fayyayid, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Yellops, Vincone Cae, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Alyrria, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Madjack, Northern Glory, Termathe, United Kahndaq, Kragsgale, Xipher, Buckhem, Picairn, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Erubetia, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, CryptoTransumanists, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Solskjar, Tikariot, Neu-Galicia, Basedania, Heilhum Imperius, Holy Oranz, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ice and Tinian, Unsophisticate, Wilkshire, Revolutionary Sealand, Cloydicia, Eschatosia, Venezuelia, Moszce-Walvard, Vathnutum, Panama Coalition, Krazon, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Orogonia, Harjad, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maclare, Runeda, Draconian Progression, WeKnow, Arawi, Therizia, East Akra, Frahnkzaden, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Pradovnia, Amprak, Glanst, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Gamer Party, Elvoreto, Comfed, Outer Shenendoah, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Liminyj, Navsland, Snottelling, Rozarus, Jestings, Ofira, Abonland, Merconitonitopia, and Imperial Tenno.

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