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Most Conservative: 480thMost Authoritarian: 2,451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,665th
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Oh God No Please Help Me

Population216 million


The Dictatorship of Oh God No Please Help Me is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 216 million Oh God No Please Help Means are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The sizeable but sluggish Oh God No Please Help Mean economy, worth 6.10 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,252 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, families are only permitted to have one child, and coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh God No Please Help Me's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oh God No Please Help Me is ranked 191,110th in the world and 7,373rd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -85.14 on the Rand Index.

Most Conservative: 480thTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,665thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,497thTop
Most Extreme: 12,289thSafest: 13,335th
Most Conservative: 27th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 102nd in the regionMost Extreme: 125th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 404th in the regionTop
Safest: 447th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 480th in the region

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